CPA’s Become Savages – Let Them Eat Urinal Cake
We really thought we had a winner here…we found a company that was willing to produce custom logo urinal cakes…..the idea was brilliant. Our genital marketing consultant did a study that told us that if we could get our target clients to associated our firm with having their [I am not going to say it] in their hand we would have a sure winning strategy!
Its the only way we could come up with where we could have certainty that a person was focused solely on our logo with no distractions. [There is gender bias in the marketing technique that we are still trying to work around.] If any of you think this is a joke, this link will take you to the firm that creates custom logo urinal cakes.
We got a batch from the vendor and placed the samples in strategically located urinals frequented by rich and powerful titans of industry, hedge fund moguls and the 1%. You can’t imagine how difficult it is to monitor this stuff discretely. Things were going well, and then DISASTER STRUCK. One of our sample cakes was viciously attacked and bitten by a deranged accountant from another firm.
What kind of a deranged lunatic could do such a thing…well we shall find out who sunk their choppers into marketing collateral..and we will make them famous….our worst nightmare has come true…some of those millennial niche CPAs are RABID…literally.
Ok…some of you don’t have much of a sense of humor…however if we can be this creative to keep your attention imagine what we can do with your taxes. We didn’t mean to offend anyone and are going to go back to being our dour, crusty and truculent demeanor [in other words acting the way you would expect a CPA to behave] for the duration of tax season.