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CPA or ABC ? Eureka……finally the light bulb went on….all the folk in that…that new cloud accounting program. Being a CPA means you don’t get it…the technology is way over your head. All those tax rules…..the whole world knows that EA’s are “America’s Tax Experts” and only an IMBECILE would ever ask a CPA a question about taxes….that’s why Enrolled Agents only have to take a test and not bother with 150 hour of college courses. Why I bet the Enrolled Agents even have special insights to what SSARS-21 was supposed doing with audits, reviews and compilations.
Why would anyone pay $350 or more an hour for a CPA when you can get 7 generic accountants and a bookkeeper for the same cost. All of the other “stuff” like state licenses, and peer reviews just add to the cost…..why waste your money on a neurosurgeon when you need brain surgery when a plumber and a couple of surgery videos can someone into an instant expert.
Then there is that whole scam about certifications….only an idiot wastes their time on training and certification exams…..salesforce certifications and 200 hours spent on Google courses for credentials and Certifications is a waste of time…when use that company’s Add-on marketplace, it’s so simple the apps just jump into place and configure themselves. And…..whats her name the former lady wrestler has all of that stuff figured out….I accept it…I am just not very smart.
So…as I learned from this guy if you can’t beat them..JOIN them. So I am gonna remove all of the “that” stuff on my website and my resume about CPA and Google for Work and Salesforce….and start off using “their approach”…..let’s try……I found my niche….and I am staying there….I don’t need to justify my time on a project….Mr. Client, shut up…I am value billing you…just pay and smile.
So now let’s see if we can talk about disruption and earn more money, office…who needs an office..everyone just come to my house bring little kids and house pets….we love childhood disease pools.
Now let’s see….I keep reading about ROO ROOTING…what’s that I never heard of it….wow…I look on their website and there is an entire section of ROO ROOTING videos….learning the techniques……eek they are doing what??? Ahh…now I understand why that Blumer dude is so good at this stuff…..I bet he has been doing stuff like Roo Rooting since he was a kids….eeew….just eeeeww…..call me old fashioned…..I ain’t gonna even watch those Roo Rooting videos.
Well…if I am not going to be a CPA anymore….I need to learn more about what ABC is. Can someone from Australia or New Zealand explain to me what ABC stands for……oh wait….Aboriginal Bum…..WHAT I spent all this time trying to learn the lingo and get up to date….to become an asswipe?
Thanks but no thanks…..I am gonna keep my CPA certificate…….if I go anywhere near a client’s bunghole it can’t possibly end well. [Does anyone detect a bit of sarcasm?]
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