Do Your Own Taxes – Brilliant Idea
Do Your Own Taxes – Brilliant Idea – if are one of those diehard “do it yourselfers” by all means…since you are so advanced permit me to share something the might be right up you alley…NEUROSURGERY. A quick Google search finds a complete set of professional neurosurgery instruments available on eBay at quite a deal.
Now that we have found you the instruments how about a how to video [warning…this is graphic the real deal]. Let’s try a simple procedure:
What is a craniotomy?
Craniotomy is any bony opening that is cut into the skull. A section of skull, called a bone flap, is removed to access the brain underneath. There are many types of craniotomies, which are named according to the area of skull to be removed (Fig. 1). Typically the bone flap is replaced. If the bone flap is not replaced, the procedure is called a craniectomy. Do Your Own Taxes
Craniotomies are also named according to their size and complexity. Small dime-sized craniotomies are called burr holes or keyhole craniotomies. Sometimes stereotactic frames, image-guided computer systems, or endoscopes are used to precisely direct instruments through these small holes.
This video shows the necessary equipment necessary to perform a craniotomy flap. Expert guidelines for using the cranial drill, creating burr holes, performing a craniotomy using single or multiple burr holes, and free hand craniotomy are discussed. Do Your Own Taxes
Pterional Craniotomy: Details of Technique
A craniotomy is a surgical operation in which a bone flap is temporarily removed from the skull to access the brain. Craniotomies are often critical operations, performed on patients who are suffering from brain lesions or traumatic brain injury(TBI), and can also allow doctors to surgically implant deep brain stimulators for the treatment of Parkinson’s disease, epilepsy, and cerebellar tremor. Do Your Own Taxes
The procedure is also widely used in neuroscience for extracellular recording, brain imaging, and for neurological manipulations such as electrical stimulation and chemical titration. The procedures are used for accessing brain tissue that must be removed, as well.
Craniotomy is distinguished from craniectomy (in which the skull flap is not immediately replaced, allowing the brain to swell, thus reducing intracranial pressure) and from trepanation, the creation of a burr hole through the cranium in to the dura mater.
There you have…everything you need to perform brain surgery on your spouse, kids and neighbors. If this leaves you feeling uneasy, we look forward to discussing your tax situation now that you are over the do it yourself fantasy.