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Monkey Spanking Blog Updated Videos – We realize that some companies provide gym memberships or free food, we decided to get more personal and make electronic monkey spankers and “rabbits” available for staff to be able to “release their frustrations.”
The one problem is we have had great difficulty finding someone that would be willing to clean and sanitize a flock of monkeys and rabbits ever since “DL” left us. We have to admit he was a champion monkey spanker. I just had to go and retrieve my asthma inhaler. I am laughing so had as I type this that I am having trouble breathing.
I am quite sure that I will survive, but be sure to get a copy of our monkey spanking a rabbit twerking survey and don’t forget to enter to win the Apple watch. Rumor has it that the will be a Clown Boxing exhibition the same afternoon, to be followed by Olympic Bishop Beating Trials, and the story has it that one of my relatives in this blog.
This is just too funny….some people get what they deserve in the end. As promised, once the hangover is gone we will post the homemade monkey spanking video you sent in and make you a celebrity.
First homemade monkey spanking video is here.
Second monkey spanking video is here.
Third monkey spanking video is here.
Fourth monkey spanking video is here [warning this the real deal a real monkey spanking his very real monkey…adult caution first time I ever saw monkey splooge.
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Our next entry in the amateur monkey spanking video contest is here.
The next entry comes from a member of a Xero Accounting Software user group in Melbourne, Australia. Then we have the Lone Star State’s submission which has monkey spanking to music here. The next entry comes to us for a competitive monkey spanking contest here. Wait till later when we show you who would have won this hands down. Then we got an amateur attempt at animated monkey spanking which is here.
Then we have one of our favorites from a gentleman that drove around asking people what he could pull over and give his monkey an excellent wanking here. Then we have 4K high-resolution monkey spanking here. We are finally closing in on our winner.
We offer Monkey Spanking Island…the perfect spot for a monkey spanking vacation which is here.
- The Epic Stoner Time Monkey Spanking Adventure is here.
- NASCAR driver Michael Waltrip spanking his monkey is here.
- The winning entry for Best Monkey Spanking Song is here.
- Here is our Monkey Spanking Retrospective won Tarzan.
- Video trailer from 1994 Spanking the Monkey movie is here
- Finally, though we can’t post it on the blog due to real restrictions on pornography, “MC” a North Carolina CPA misread our instructions and submitted a video of himself masturbating it was deemed to be obscene and transferred to the local poison control center. It was here. It seems that the video has worn out.
We thank Michael Yu, a CPA from Melbourne, Australia for sending us thousands of monkey spanking videos from the years he spent working as the dude mopping the floor guy at a gay male peepshow.
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If you are bored of that, you can read our piece on inheritance rights created through Roo Rooting.
While much of the world goes in the opposite direction, voters in New Zealand put up a public referendum asking to be allowed to spank their children.
The two-year-old law banning spanking is in line with the U.N.’s Convention on the Rights of Children, prompted by the deaths of two kids in 2006.
Enforcement has been controversial – the law allowed a loophole for police “not to prosecute complaints … involving the use of force against a child where the offense is considered so inconsequential there is no public interest in proceeding with a prosecution.” When the first father was brought up on charges for smacking his son three times on the bottom, it gave fuel to the fire of politicians who said the government was taking away the rights of parents to discipline.
Finally, we have this little gem. MAN ARRESTED FOR BLOWING HIS HORSE WHILE STONED
