Welcome to you first day of work at “one of those old school CPA firms”. We are going to take some time to show you around…pretty soon you will feel right at home. [Yes we read the 7 Sept 2015 Xero Blog]
Welcome to your new headquarters facility. We are confident you will find everything to be to your liking.
This is a view of your new private office….its virtually indestructible and provides for everything you are going to be getting…what you may “need” or “want” is no longer relevant to anything. We can see that you
Permit us to introduce you to the Executive Team….they are such a delightful bunch…so friendly and good looking;
As we explained you won’t find so many innocent people in one place anywhere else on Earth, you housing, food and spa fees have been paid in advance for the next 100 years. Be careful if you run into this guy, he is going to be in charge of managing your money. The next handsome devil is in charge of the
direct mail campaigns You may NOT want to get on his list.
If this guy is cooking you may want to skip dinner.
Then we come to the Hall of Famer on the Wall.
Yep….almost forgot the guy that founded this place.
He really was a
handsome devil wasn’t he?
Well….that’s pretty much how some of the people we know would have you think an old school CPA firm is run. Funny thing is…..after they repeat this stuff enough times, they actually convince themselves that its true. We certainly hope you don’t believe this stuff, or frankly much else of what they tell you. No one is seeking to hide anything….just take the time to investigate for yourself…and then decide if the people that work here are anything like the “fine gentlemen” in the photos, or perhaps someone has been exaggerating just a bit.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get better we have just learned about this: